wordpressed by Maciej, Pedda und Papasosa

hehe

hehe, lange nicht mehr so gelacht:

now let me tell you about the chicks there last night. these german women were fucking serious. they ranged from the thick little 5′ 5 ” shorties to the super-tall amazons, like 5′ 10″ and up in flats (!). i didn’t see any skinny women at all. really strappin’. these were the kind of women in days of old could pop out 13 kids then strap on a plow and work the land, build a log cabin bare-handed, fight indians, then make dinner all in one day. the days are modern now, but those genes are still there, and hanging out in clubs.

alan oldham


2 Responses to “hehe”

  1. 17.12.2005 pedda:

    hihi, der steht wohl auf kleine Dicke… “Cute German women, though. They got some little thickies here. All that wienerschnitzel und sauerkraut und bier. “.
    Damit die Jungs auch ihren Teil abbekommen “[Halt dine moon-d]“: How to Find a Man in Europe and Leave Him There

  2. 17.12.2005 maciej:

    “German girls are as humorless as their male counterparts, so if you make a sarcastic comment or a joke you’ll be the only one laughing. You won’t even squeeze a polite smile out of her. What you will squeeze is an awkward silence or a request to explain why you’re laughing. There’s a lot lost if you have to explain why something is funny.

    Then there’s the rudeness factor. Somehow an entire culture of parents neglected to teach their daughters how to be polite. We’ve held many doors open for German girls without a thank you or even a smile; most girls didn’t acknowledge that we were holding the door. Yeah, bitch, I have a door in my hand because it’s fun.

    On the other hand, if you happen to get to know a German girl well, scratch everything we said. A German girl can transform into a new person and warm up considerably. She’ll be a friend until death if you can break through the ice princess exterior. ”

    haha..ice princess. deswegen is hier auch so kalt.